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Post by MISTER MYSTERY on May 17, 2010 23:41:45 GMT -5
 many of you, but now, have realized that tour is just now starting up again. i'm happy to announce that i have a ticket for every show that these bands will be playing. most of these bands have already met me, except this newly signed band of underage females that i'm dying to see. apparently they run around the stage like a bunch of whores on drugs? i'm looking forward to it. not a single person seems to understand that they're in slight danger on this tour. everying is fun and games to them, right? not for long. no. not long at all. i'll be putting a stop to that. it's easily going to be the best, most enjoyable part of my life, wiping the cute little smirks off these cute little girls. don't they know this is a business for men?
some think i'm crazy. that's what the doctors have always said. that i need to get help or something. this is a topic i feel strongly about. women shouldn't be here in the middle of everything. no, not at all. if they wanted to be safe, they would stay at home, wrapped up in a blanket and with a man that can protect them. not here. this is just a free for all, and it'll be coming to a swift end, quickly. no female will want to be walking around in the middle of the night without someone to protect them. so everyone should keep an open eye. even i know that every female is important to this tour, when they shouldn't be.
make my day and try to find me if you'd like, you'll never catch me. every time i strike, i'll be leaving another of these little blogs, with little hints. hopefully, you'll catch on. and if you do, be careful. sleep with one eye open. don't go anywhere alone. oh, and watch your back.
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